I'm not sure who thought it was a great idea to put these two ladies in Cat Suits on American Idol but I think it effected their singing! I love Chaka Kahn and when I heard that song come on I knew she would be coming out to belt her song. Wow did she come out. In a cat suit that was cute until you could see her underwear lines showing through! Who was the stylist on this? Are they blind? I think it's great that she looks good these days and feels confident that she can shed those long draping clothes she has always worn - especially at her age. She looked beautiful and vibrant but that cat suit was not cool. Not to mention that she sounded like crap. She was off key and I felt so embarrassed for her.
Then Joshua came out screaming some song and open the cat door again....Fantasia - in another cat suit that was so Getto-lishous. Her long stringy hair and she screamed so loud and so annoying that I had to put it on mute. My mouth was wide open, I couldn't believe the outfit she was wearing and it looked as if her thunder thighs had split the material on each side. It was awful and hilarious at the same time.
Who is making these decisions to put these people in these cat suits? Jennifer Lopez looks pretty hot in her cat suit in her video but when she turns around, forget it. Her ass is just too big and wide. It isn't flattering. So just stay forward and don't turn around and you'll be alright Jlo.
Katy Perry - I'm really annoyed by her songs. She has the most disturbing music that just runs over and over in your head and you can't get them out. Blue hair, pink hair, balloon boobs - what is wrong with her? She is so beautiful if she would stop that shit.
Lady Gaga ...I call her Lady Gag Gag. She is just stupid. I don't know how else to label her. Ridiculous in everything she puts on and what a nightmare to have to keep up the charade. She's got an incredible voice and I like her music but I can't stand to look at her. She seems like a cool cat to hang out with but if she had those f'd up costumes on all the time, I couldn't do it.
Katy Perry - I'm really annoyed by her songs. She has the most disturbing music that just runs over and over in your head and you can't get them out. Blue hair, pink hair, balloon boobs - what is wrong with her? She is so beautiful if she would stop that shit.
Lady Gaga ...I call her Lady Gag Gag. She is just stupid. I don't know how else to label her. Ridiculous in everything she puts on and what a nightmare to have to keep up the charade. She's got an incredible voice and I like her music but I can't stand to look at her. She seems like a cool cat to hang out with but if she had those f'd up costumes on all the time, I couldn't do it.
Beyonce is purrrrfection.
So to all the stylists in Hollywood. This is for you!
Now I leave you with this hilarious video I found. The more you watch it the funnier it gets!
Enjoy...Charlie
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