Hooker Shoe Infatuation

Who said it was okay to wear hooker shoes?  I'm just wondering this because before these were so popular we used to make fun of this shit.  Now woman are going bananas over these high heeled, mega platform shoes.   Before the Real Housewives of Bravo the world wasn't so engaged in the infatuation of high heel shoes introduced to us through Christain Louboutin.  This show is so brilliant - it's a combination of high fashion, beautiful woman that are back stabbing, egotistical bitches that manipulate their group of friends, hilarious, high drama and the best eye candy from so many angles.

I have never in my life had friendships like these woman but I have to say that if I don't get my dose of their drama on a weekly basis, I feel as if I haven't lived.  These woman prance around in their high heel shoes that are sometimes, so ridiculous that I can't even imagine going to a night club with a pair of them on.  Don't get me wrong, I love high heels and what is particularly funny to me is that before these shoes with the platform in front was made so wildly popular, I had a pair of these from Italy before they were hip.  It was so disappointing to me to find that at every shoe store I graced, I couldn't find a par of these to save my life.  Now they are everywhere...

Fast forward about 10 years and now they are putting them on 16 year old wanna be idol singers and unfortunately this Jessica Sanchez looked more like an Asian Hooker than an American Idol.  What cracked me up more was Jennifer Lopez's comment that "We are in the entertainment business, so we can get away with it."  Uh No...She looks like an Asian Hooker.  I mean, did you see the other girls dressed up like that? No - and Jimmy was spot on to call it out.  Oh how I love Jimmy.  He tells it like it is.  What a great dinner guest he would make.

One of my other infatuations is Kim Zolciak.  She loves the hooker heels and I think she might have even been a hooker before Troy.  Big Papa sure did put her up with a good life of luxury.  There is so much more to talk about when it comes to Kim, so I will save that for later.  But for now, take a look at these shoes.  Tell me she doesn't look like a Hooker?

Over the past 3 years these shoes have gotten more outrageous and I'm curious as to how much this will change into a more subdued fashion statement.  But before we close I have just one more image to brighten your day.